After watching Thor I am going to buy a set of kettlebells and do some sick kettlebell exercises. I have always wanted to be ripped and muscular since I lost some weight back in high school. I never knew that the secret to getting ripped and superhero like in physique was to use kettlebells. I looked down at my fat gut and grunted like a chubby bear. I needed to do some kettlebell exercises and right away.
I went to the store and pondered around the weight section looking for kettlebells. I have never seen them before but I was unwavering to find them and do whatever it took to get ripped. I didn't want to look like I was a complete fool so I did some fake browsing while waltzing through the weight area. After acquiring the kettlebells on a stand I encountered a picture with Thor next to the stand. Featuring his mighty hammer with a bolt of lightning jutting from it, Thor was announcing the kettlebells with a complete program of kettlebell exercises.
I stood in wonder of this guy. Even in poster form this guy made cry. I couldn't believe that in order to get that massive you had to use kettlebells. What was I thinking all of my life? I never owned a set of weights let alone kettlebells before now. Where was I going to carry out these kettlebell exercises anyway? I didn't know the answers to my sad little fat man inquiries. I knew though that kettlebells were some form of an answer and I was going to do kettlebell exercise until I puked up handsomeness.
I began my kettlebell exercises almost right away after ordering my new kettlebells. I made some room in the crook of my mom's den and had the poster of Thor next to my kettlebell exercises. The detail of the kettlebell exercises were explained by the expressionless workout buffs that I knew did not compare to the awe that Thor put out. I was going to be a god that paired the mighty Thor.
I picked up my kettlebells for the first time. My cut off jean shorts and sweat band were drenched with perspiration and wish to be macho. I lifted the kettlebells to execute the very first of kettlebell exercises when I heard the bang. My back went and I buckled to the floor. I was not all set for the kettlebell exercises and the weight of the 65lb. Kettlebells were too much for me. I lay there on the ground. Teased by Thor himself and thought to myself, "Screw kettlebells. I could really use a Snickers bar right about now."
I went to the store and pondered around the weight section looking for kettlebells. I have never seen them before but I was unwavering to find them and do whatever it took to get ripped. I didn't want to look like I was a complete fool so I did some fake browsing while waltzing through the weight area. After acquiring the kettlebells on a stand I encountered a picture with Thor next to the stand. Featuring his mighty hammer with a bolt of lightning jutting from it, Thor was announcing the kettlebells with a complete program of kettlebell exercises.
I stood in wonder of this guy. Even in poster form this guy made cry. I couldn't believe that in order to get that massive you had to use kettlebells. What was I thinking all of my life? I never owned a set of weights let alone kettlebells before now. Where was I going to carry out these kettlebell exercises anyway? I didn't know the answers to my sad little fat man inquiries. I knew though that kettlebells were some form of an answer and I was going to do kettlebell exercise until I puked up handsomeness.
I began my kettlebell exercises almost right away after ordering my new kettlebells. I made some room in the crook of my mom's den and had the poster of Thor next to my kettlebell exercises. The detail of the kettlebell exercises were explained by the expressionless workout buffs that I knew did not compare to the awe that Thor put out. I was going to be a god that paired the mighty Thor.
I picked up my kettlebells for the first time. My cut off jean shorts and sweat band were drenched with perspiration and wish to be macho. I lifted the kettlebells to execute the very first of kettlebell exercises when I heard the bang. My back went and I buckled to the floor. I was not all set for the kettlebell exercises and the weight of the 65lb. Kettlebells were too much for me. I lay there on the ground. Teased by Thor himself and thought to myself, "Screw kettlebells. I could really use a Snickers bar right about now."
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